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1. Replace all his short shorts with baggy jeans.

2. When he yells at you for it say you did it out of love.

3. Every time Claude says something, calmly walk over to Alois and yell "LIKE A BOSS!!!" in his ear.

4. Ask him if he ever had his eye poked out.

5. When he walks into the room cover your left eye and briskly walk out of the room.

6. Ask him if he and his butler have any...."special relations".

7. When he says no pinch his cheeks and say sweetly, "Oh! There's no need to be shy!"

8. Every time he sticks his tongue out, poke it and ask him why it is so long.

9. Dress up and act like Alois and go around dancing saying, 'Ole!' If he asks what you're doing, tell him, 'That's how incompetent you look and act!' and run away.

10. As you run away, jump in slow motion like what Alois did in the first episode of Season 2 when he goes outside to see his uncle.

11. Ask him if he is Viscount Druitt's son.

12. When he says no...point out their similar flamboyant attitude and the few appearance similarities.

13. Mimic EVERYTHING he does.

14. When he tells you to stop...mimic him.

15. Flirt with him.

16. If he doesn't react, ask him if he is gay. (if your a girl)

17. Tell him he looked better as a girl.

18. Walk around in his clothes calling everyone a "stupid betch" in a VERY flamboyant way while swaying your hips.

19. Flirt with Claude while he is in the room.

17. If he gets mad at you ask if they have a "special relationship" again.

18. When he denies it sing "Denial~!"

19. Ask him if he ever had a girlfriend.

20. If he says no, tell him it's because he gay.

21. Turn off all the lights in the Trancy manor.

22. Redecorate his manor to make it look like Ciel's.

23. Invite everyone over for a costume ball.

24. Tell Alois about the ball 5 minutes before everyone is supposed to arrive.

25. Wear his clothes to the ball and tell everyone that you decided to dress up as a stripper.

26. Tell everyone "true" embarrassing baby stories about Alois.

27. When everyone leaves and Alois yells at you, begin to cry and say," Happy Birthday..." then hold up a scarf that you made by cutting up his favorite vest.

30. Tell him that Claude hates him.

31. When he begins to cry, look at him and say," But /I/ still love you!"

32. When he looks at you in horror (because he probably won't want your love after all the crap you did) hug him and say, "We're going to be friends /FOREVER/!"

33. Run away and leave a note that says, "Just kidding...I'm moving into the Phantomhive manor....Bye!"

34. Ruin HIS ending in Kuroshitsuji.
So...many...gay jokes....:tombstone:

I'm sorry if this offends anyone.

This sucks, I know but this is my first submission in like, FOREVER!

I hope you guys like it...




I feel like a monster!!!! (Alois is my ALL TIME FAVORITE character)


:cries:




Have fun annoying the hell out of him! ;P
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:iconblackbutlerfan23:
Blackbutlerfan23 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Omg im so doing 3 XD but 32 and 33 are pretty cruel.
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:iconhardcorefangirl01:
HardcoreFangirl01 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015
Oh, yush. Flirting with Claude, my darling.
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:icondeja-sama:
Deja-Sama Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'll remember this when anime characters become real.
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:iconemoskittlzkitty:
EmoSkittlzKitty Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
HAAH i love this XD
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:iconjett1038:
Jett1038 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2015  Student General Artist
11 and 25 I would do.

IVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF HE WAS RELATED TO THAT DAMN DRUIT
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:iconshy-little-wolf-pup:
Shy-Little-Wolf-Pup Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XDDDD dead!!!!
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:iconlovebugone-o-one:
LovebugOne-O-One Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Can you imagine Ciel doing any of this just to get Alois annoyed? (Especially the one about the lights.)
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:iconnikolaivaughn:
NikolaiVaughn Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:iconichaelis25:
ichaelis25 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
that's what you get Alois HAHAHA
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:iconwavewatch5128:
WaveWatch5128 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Student Artisan Crafter
I hope Alois doesn't catch me reading this 
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:iconrandapayne:
Randapayne Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG 25 XD
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:iconearlalois-trancy:
EarlAlois-Trancy Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student Filmographer
NOO DONT!! :( PLEASE
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:iconlord-cielphantomhive:
Lord-CielPhantomhive Featured By Owner Edited Jul 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I will be using this list often
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:iconearlalois-trancy:
EarlAlois-Trancy Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student Filmographer
But Why? I thought we were friends
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:iconlord-cielphantomhive:
Lord-CielPhantomhive Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
*crosses arms* Are you telling me you wouldn't do the same if this were a list to annoy me?
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:iconderpyhoovesforev:
derpyhoovesforev Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Student Artist
I love Alois and would never want to hurt him... BUT THIS IS SOOOO ME!
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:iconeverdeen127475:
everdeen127475 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student Writer
25, and 33 LOL
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:iconshizukaneko17:
ShizukaNeko17 Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
for some reason this made me laugh the whole time i was reading it
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:iconbluelucario-chan:
BlueLucario-Chan Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god, poor Alois xDD
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:iconvocaloid890:
Vocaloid890 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
*faints* too much ideas! I'm gonna die!!
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:iconmarcytrancy:
MarcyTrancy Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Artist
I would annoy him by dressing up as him screaming Ole',Say Claude hates him....and Mimic him! 
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:iconim2cute1999:
Im2cute1999 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Student Artist
Ikr!? XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

But imagine him calling (these Soul Eater characters) Liz & Patty sl*ts, Maka a
flat-chested b*tch, then me (aka Annabelle Crysanthe) and my OC partner Lori Sango and Tsubaki wh*res, here's how it'd go:

Alois: *horribly insults us girls*

Liz: *silently angry voice* What the hell did you just say!?

Patty: *confused* What does he mean by that, sis?

Alois: *explains it all*

Patty:.....*sad face though not crying*

Everyone else: *either pissed or shocked*

Me: *deeply traumatized & falls to the ground while crying heavily*

Soul Eater Boys: *come in and see them upset*

Maka: You're not gonna believe what he just said...*whispers to all the boys*

Boys: WHAT!?

Later on, Claude finally finds his "Highness" in a trash can

End. Lol XD
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Someotakufreak Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014   General Artist
35.Call him a slut. ;P
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xXNyanNeko62Xx Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
36. Dress up as Claude and say that you hate him.

37. When he yells at/crys on Claude afterwards, run in the room randomly screaming something he'd say, then run out.
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Rosabelle101 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015  Student Artist
38. Poke out Hannah's other eye before he gets a chance to.

39. Have your soul placed in Ciel's body too, so you can annoy him by changing the maze your own way to embarrass him.

(I was going to say '40. Steal all his clothes.', but I don't think he would mind, he would probably strut around, nude, with pride.)
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GraceRivers Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I LOVE THESE SOOOO MUCH!!!
😱😱😆😆
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:iconbrokencupcakes:
BrokenCupcakes Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Totally doing ALL of this to my roleplay friends :3
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:iconnasexsavkifs:
nasexsavkifs Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
'Wear his clothes to the ball and tell everyone that you decided to dress as a stripper.'
OMG HAHAHAHA I WOULD SO DO THAT!!! XDDD
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SadisticRaven Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
My favorite was number 25!
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:iconkirachangaarafan:
KiraChanGaaraFan Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013
I will ruin his ending by turning him into a demon  
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:iconkat-akatstuki:
Kat-Akatstuki Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013
Awesome xD
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:iconmissduckyduck:
MissDuckyDuck Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sucks....SUCKS?! WOMAN THIS WAS HORRIBLY.....AWESOME!!!!!! I WAS LMFAO THE ENTIRE TIME! Good work! *fangirl salute*
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cocokatikat Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
Ok, 2nd warning message I wrote today. Um, sorry about this my people. But I don't wanna die. Too young.

"You are now cursed. This message is sent by Bloody Mary. If you delete this message or don't delive it on, you will die at 12:00 at night. If you send this email to;

1-5 people: you will get hurt or have the biggest fright of your life.
5-15 people: you will bring your family bad luck and the person dearest to you will die.
15-25 people or more: you are safe.

If you don't do this, you will die by, having your throat and wrists slit, and your eyeballs removed by a fork."

So sorry to do this. Good job btw. <?xml:namespace prefix = da />:) (Smile)
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IceyCakes123 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
It's 1:00 am I didn't die, don't believe in this you won't die young and if you think you are going to die young don't do this be happy and spend time with the people you love because chances are you won't die and if you do atleast you would die happy beside family and friends
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PhoenixMaiden210 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
please dont post this sort of stuff
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:iconmissduckyduck:
MissDuckyDuck Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yea its really annoying
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:iconkirachangaarafan:
KiraChanGaaraFan Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2013
He'd probably kill me y number 5 but then i come back say “im back betch's!" Scare him steal his first kiss and run away 
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:iconanimegothgirl1357:
AnimeGothGirl1357 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013
Omg this is soooooo funny
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:iconjaquiekuro14:
Jaquiekuro14 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Student Artist
Hehehe, I will be such a badass, muahahahahahahaha
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:iconlennynomnom:
Lennynomnom Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
where's 28 and 29? XD
funny though
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:iconbloodymace:
BloodyMace Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yeh I don't mind flirting with Claude....
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:iconoppafaustusstyle:
OppaFaustusStyle Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
27 was just..... it's so mean, but I could NOT stop laughing!! XDD
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:iconlucille0765:
Lucille0765 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I died laughing at the "Turn off all the lights in the Trancy manor"
He would have killed anyone who did that XD

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:iconbrenecia14:
brenecia14 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Student Writer
LOVE.IT!!! Alois would so have killed me by now haha! This is amazing^^:hug:
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:iconkurahei:
Kurahei Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ill do the Flirting. >:3 Lol..
And being a "Stripper" At the party :D
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:iconkendallov34:
kendallov34 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahahah
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:iconchok3me:
chok3me Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2013  Student Writer
you couldn't get through any of this without him brutally murdering you...
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:iconmizzlolshiper:
MIZZLOLSHIPER Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
can you make this out of an alois x reader thing plz
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:iconmizzlolshiper:
MIZZLOLSHIPER Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
haha "LIKE A BOSS"
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:iconkaguyaaa:
Kaguyaaa Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
Fu. I died. xD You gave me ideas for RP.
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